Casual Dancer Gifts

Pickup Ballet at a Vacant Lot

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Wine at the Bar

Happy Brithday

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."