Casual Confabulist Pillows

'This isn't ordinary gossip... this is her 'week in review'.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Let there be cool.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'The Big Kahuna!'

Hoodie

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

'Watching the football.'

'Do you not have a dictionary?'