Casual Confabulist Prints

'This isn't ordinary gossip... this is her 'week in review'.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Let there be cool.'

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

Ignorance and Bliss

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

It's my summer robe.

'The Big Kahuna!'

Hoodie

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."