Casual Cartoon Fans Mugs

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Piranhaclaus

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Puss in cement boots"

"Recalculating route..."

"She wishes to range free!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"