Casual Book Borrower Pillows

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Things I've learned...

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Ignorance and Bliss

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Hoodie

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

'The Big Kahuna!'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

Books - As Seen on TV.

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'Those two are not fiction, I hope.'

"Can you lend me a book?"