Casual Book Borrower Pillows

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Things I've learned...

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

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Moral Values for Dummies

Colin V Longshore Drift

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

Hoodie

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'The Big Kahuna!'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

'Those two are not fiction, I hope.'

"Can you lend me a book?"

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

Retirement

Books - As Seen on TV.