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Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

Future garbage truck driver.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Dog Day Afternoon

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Casting in the swamp.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Disorder in the Court!

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Sunday in the park'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"