Casting Chaos T-Shirts

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Dog Day Afternoon

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Casting in the swamp.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Disorder in the Court!

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'Sunday in the park'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'