Cash Point Enthusiast Pillows

Reality Check.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

The Personal ATM

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Always bought low.'

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

Till malfunction

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'I win!!

"Hey, I like this town!"

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."