Cash Point Enthusiast Mugs

Reality Check.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

The Personal ATM

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Always bought low.'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

Till malfunction

Contemporary Consumerism

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

'I win!!

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

"Hey, I like this town!"

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'