Case Study Collector Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Newborn making the V-sign

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Who's Dead

"I wonder what this was for."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"