Case Study Collector Pillows

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Newborn making the V-sign

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

James May

Who's Dead

Acme Flyswatters.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"I wonder what this was for."