
"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."
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"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."
Found a precedent? Yes, you did same crime in 1974.
Trial by Media
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"
Do you want to win the game or my business?
'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'
Pointing.
'Dog eat dog.'
Fish and color
'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'
'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'
'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."
Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.
'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'
'Guess who made a bushel today?'
"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"
'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
Fish Posting No Fishing Sign
"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."
'Sell South Africa!'
'You shouldn't have.'
You are here
"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."
The Boss.
"We got the cactus account!"
J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.
Let's shake on it.
'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'
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