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Play it again, Sam.

Desert Island Meals.

Claus 2.0

Holiday time.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I don't believe in you!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Yo ho ho!

Music Hall Dancers

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Lionel Messi

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Flamenco

Bad, Bad Boy!

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Santa relaxes by Fire

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Men/Women/Santa.