Casablanca Fan Pillows

Play it again, Sam.

Desert Island Meals.

Claus 2.0

Holiday time.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I don't believe in you!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Yo ho ho!

Music Hall Dancers

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Flamenco

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Bad, Bad Boy!

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

Santa relaxes by Fire

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Men/Women/Santa.

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"