Cartooning T-Shirts

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

The Gallop

Cartooning for Psychopaths.

"I want you to lie as still as possible while Lyle and I take our lunch break."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Car Boot Sale: All Goods Locally Sourced.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .

'I think we're being stalked.'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

Snowman's Dentures.

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'

'Where was your hard hat?'

'#%@*! Fracking!'

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'What's the plural of baby?'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'I'm not sure they appreciate your witty visual take on the consequences of 'change'.'

'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

It was a hot day, and at the last minute ha had decided not to wear his piano-resistant hat.

'Imbeciles! I wanted you to build a Great Wall of China!'

'I forgot the arrow.'

Please give.

Cartoon Pagiarism: 'Hey! That's my idea!' (man running off with cartoon lightbulb).

Birds form formation of 'up-yours' V-sign to man trying to shoot them.