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'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

Bananas eye the blender

Rudy, I'd like you to broaden your skill-set. What for, boss? You have a real flair for making coffee. House of Java Cybercafe. But the era of the specialist is over. These days, workers must be able to perform the duties of several people. A lot of political cartoonists are now expected to also draw bar graphs and write articles covering the local car wash openings. I fired my long-time dentist so I could hire one who'd agree to also paint my bathroom. Workers specializing in just one thing is

'The last cake you sent tasted like hack-saw blades!'

"I was hoping they'd settle for a spot of graffiti!"

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

Cartoonist Hell

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Torturing the English Language

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

My First Camera

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Cariactures

Trump pardons

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Claus 2.0

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"