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"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."