Drawing T-Shirts

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Ah, to be young again."

Sock Drawer

Even cows get the blahs....

"What is it, boy? Want to go outside?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Don't move.'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

Leaving cards.

'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

At my house I can only use green.

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Infographics: the early years.

Do Not Feed The Architects.

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

London map drawn from memory.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Caveman tries to carve using a pencil.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Cave Painter

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'So you became an architect! And I can remember when you couldn't draw a straight line!'