Drawing Gifts

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Ah, to be young again."

Sock Drawer

Even cows get the blahs....

"What is it, boy? Want to go outside?"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'Don't move.'

'What have I told you before about drawing on the walls?'

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

Leaving cards.

'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

'How can I ever perfect my aim if you won't let me practice?'

At my house I can only use green.

Caveman tries to carve using a pencil.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

London map drawn from memory.

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Do Not Feed The Architects.

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Cave Painter

'It looks nothing like me!'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'Do you want to play doctor?' 'I can't, you're not insured.'

'So you became an architect! And I can remember when you couldn't draw a straight line!'