Drawings Gifts

"That's life, Ellen. You're going to have a face like a ferret.''

Tsar Putin

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

Cariactures

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The MBA Draft

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Painting clouds

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."