Cartoon Drawing Pillows

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

Bananas eye the blender

'The last cake you sent tasted like hack-saw blades!'

"I was hoping they'd settle for a spot of graffiti!"

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

Cartoonist Hell

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

My First Camera

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Claus 2.0

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Cariactures

Trump pardons

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'