Cartooning Pillows

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

The Gallop

"I want you to lie as still as possible while Lyle and I take our lunch break."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

Car Boot Sale: All Goods Locally Sourced.

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

'I think we're being stalked.'

'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'

'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).

'Where was your hard hat?'

'#%@*! Fracking!'

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'What's the plural of baby?'

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

It was a hot day, and at the last minute ha had decided not to wear his piano-resistant hat.

'I'm not sure they appreciate your witty visual take on the consequences of 'change'.'

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

Birds form formation of 'up-yours' V-sign to man trying to shoot them.

'Imbeciles! I wanted you to build a Great Wall of China!'

'I forgot the arrow.'

Please give.

Cartoon Pagiarism: 'Hey! That's my idea!' (man running off with cartoon lightbulb).

Man milking 'subsidy' from an EU cow

Stone-age Patents

"Have you been putting on weight?"