Drawing Cartoons Pillows

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit..

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

I said I wanted to speak to someone who is accountable not someone who is a cannibal!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Boss's Desk Says No!

My First Camera

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Cariactures

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Houston, we have a problem."