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'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Dog attacking Father Christmas.

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"Yes , I'll hold..."

"Did you want cash back with this transaction?"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'I wish there was something we could do.'

Sauce close to the PM.

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

Borstal Farm,"Pick your own fights"

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

'Thanks be to salmon, I am technically accurate.'

"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."

Children's Television Character Genealogy Service. Yes, Big Bird, it goes back several million years, but you are related to Barney the Dinosaur!

Hey, what did I say about the pants.

Push me! Mom! Well? I'm waiting! The Little Engine Whose Parents Did Everything For Him.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

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