Cartoon Editor Pillows

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

". . .He's a cartoon editor and did it trying to watch his back!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"We only got six days of funding."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Cariactures

Claus 2.0

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Trump pardons

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'