Cartoon Consumer Pillows

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Why do they do that?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Cat box"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Cariactures

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"