Cartoon Affinity Gifts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A caveman paints from life

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Skeleton playing fetch.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."