Cartoon Abecedarian Pillows

"..Then I said 'cut me in, I know all about Tuesdays shipment."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Honest Vending

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nuts to you, too."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Nun Fight.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Gooseberry Fool...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'