Cartoon Admireer Pillows

"You misunderstood, sir. I'm not everyman - I'm no man."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Early photobombing

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Gooseberry Fool...

Nun Fight.

"Nuts to you, too."

Fist Bumper Cars

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Cricket Accidents.