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Offensive Michoacan in Mexico.

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"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"But what's my motivation?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Casting Wildlife Films.

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

The case against Mike Moore.

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'