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Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Choirboy

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Last Blue Tuna.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

Christmas choir

"And now what will you do with your advanced arts degree now that we no longer have any culture?"

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

A band rendition of Silent Night.

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

Mom on the First Day of School.

Congregation

Christmas songs

A baggage carousel

Just married

'You have to pick up your game: My dentist says you've neglected to clean my back teeth...'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Choir