Carry-on Aficionado Pillows

Carry On Luggage Must Fit In This Box And Not Be Too 'Scruffy Looking'.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Baby Carriers

S**t Creek Halt

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

They Always Say That

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

How do fish get to work?

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Hackney-Coach Stands

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

Bag Lady.

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"I'll have a double entendre."

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"It's not a backpack."

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''