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"I just said that his parsnip wasn't orange enough."

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

The vegan hunter

Don't you like it, Dad?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"