Carrot Critique Specialist T-Shirts

"I just said that his parsnip wasn't orange enough."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Don't you like it, Dad?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

The vegan hunter

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).