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'I'm sure this is a lot less stressful than management.'

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

Dangling Carrots

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Here are all of my dependents."