Carrot Critic T-Shirts

'Only carrots. I thought there would be a choice.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

"I'm too old for baby limas."

Don't you like it, Dad?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."