Carpe Diem Champion Pillows

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Bob’s Museum

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Literary charades

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Pinterest shaming

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."