Caring For A Sick Relative Gifts

'He's playing air violin. Studies show it reduces compassion fatigue.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Dino Snack

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"...Well, yes. There is some good news... If you believe in reincarnation."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

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Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I hope you're not allergic to cats...Fluffy just loves visitors!"

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Alzheimer's Amusement Park