Caribbean Islands Gifts

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Club Antisocial

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

A vampire in a canoe.

A day at the races

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Now you can send it."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Are we there yet?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Wrong leadership.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"Noooooooooooo!"

Art of Surviving

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

A politician's dream come true...

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Best friends without borders.

Lazy Rower.