Caribbean Gifts

Parolees of the Caribbean

Tourists stranded on a tropical island

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."