Caribbean Exploration Gifts

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Local Knowledge

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Marshmallows

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A boy acting suspiciously