Cargo Calculator Mugs

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

"International trade"

What luck!

Business Meeting

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Where has he been so long?

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

Transporting Live Cargo

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

What are the chances?

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

'What happens if I die young?'

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

"Honey, have you seen the size of this phone bill?"

It seemed to be a good plan....Work until retirement and then nothing but sitting around..."

'Most accidents happen within 10 miles of your home.'