Cargo Ship Buff Mugs

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"But I use all of them!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"International trade"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Tariff Adjustment

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Now blow like hell!'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Where has he been so long?

Santa's Near Miss

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

"Yeah! The new building is amazing! And guess what! I've got a corner office!"

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver