Cargo Calculator Prints

"Bob, if you get out of there, I could fit one more in."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

"International trade"

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

What luck!

Business Meeting

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Where has he been so long?

Existential Material - All Ends Up.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

Transporting Live Cargo

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

What are the chances?

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

'What happens if I die young?'

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

"Who can tell me how to determine the height of the Washington Monument?"

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

"Honey, have you seen the size of this phone bill?"

It seemed to be a good plan....Work until retirement and then nothing but sitting around..."

'Most accidents happen within 10 miles of your home.'