Carer Champions Pillows

Responsibility

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

Hassled Mother.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

First Prize!

Father nursing his sick child

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'