Caregiver Champion Pillows

The Healthcare System is Demented

Yeah, yeah, he's fine, resting, etc, etc, etc

Take my cape... You're the hero."

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

A Tit for Tat.

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Tilly Slowboy

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'