Caregiver-in-training T-Shirts

'Amazing isn't it - not long ago these lads would've been walking their pit bulls, not taking their old grannies for a stroll.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Tilly Slowboy

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Separation Anxiety