Caregiver-in-training Pillows

'Amazing isn't it - not long ago these lads would've been walking their pit bulls, not taking their old grannies for a stroll.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Changing the baby.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Tilly Slowboy

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Separation Anxiety

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."