Carefree Pet Owners Pillows

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"That's the deep end."

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"Now how did she know?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

The best relationships are silent.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'Who's best friend are you?'

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"My one regret is not napping more."

'We spoil that dog.'

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

"I know they're treating you kindly but are they treating you ethically?"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

Cat and Dog Fights.

Last of the Christmas presents.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

"Don't mess with the electronic windows."

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'