Career Starter's Muse Pillows

'Do we have to get a job before we can collect unemployment compensation?'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

Ladder of Success.

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Woody Allen

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'When I grow up, I'm going to be an electrical engineer and when I'm laid off, I'm going to go into real estate, and when that goes down the tube, I'm going to go into...'

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'