Adventurous Career Starter Pillows

'Ma! My degree in communications is finally paying off!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Kardiff.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"What's your occupation?"

Shoot For The Moon

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Safari.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Now hiring.

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Job hoppers.

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"Fight or flight?"

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

'I always said he was on the fast track.'