Career Parents Pillows

'I sometimes feel I'm living vicariously through my parents.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Supermom.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Yummy Mummies

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Baby, baby maker

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'